Fleshlight Freaks Fleshlight Review

Just in time for Halloween 2011 Fleshlight unleashed some of their most bizarre creations ever, the Fleshlight Freaks. Not only did they release these new Fleshlights, they also released a matching dildo for each of these unique toys. To be completely honest, I am not sure how I feel about these toys. I am not sure that I would like to stick my dick in any of these. I must say that the art design on them is fantastic, especially on the dildos. Fleshlight also gave each of these toys their own texture so of course I am somewhat curious to try them. Let’s meet the Fleshlight Freaks!

Zombie Fleshlight

Zombies are everywhere these days so it comes as no surprise that one of the Freaks is a Zombie. The Fleshlight Zombie gives new meaning to the term “fucking your brains out”. The texture appears to be a combination of the Wonder Wave, the Lotus and the Forbidden, which I must say does sound like a winning combination. While the look of decaying pussy does nothing for me, I can’t complain with the quality of the artwork, it’s pretty outstanding. The Zombie dildo is eight inches long and made from healthcare-grade platinum cured silicone and looks absolutely amazing. I am not one to personally use a dildo, but it does look like it would have a very pleasing texture. It would also really top off a Zombie Halloween costume!

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Alien Fleshlight

The Fleshlight Alien isn’t actually new, it’s been around for awhile. But it fits right in with the Fleshlight Freaks lineup. If you saw Avatar and found yourself weirdly turned on by the blue Navi aliens then this is the Fleshlight for you! The texture on the Alien Fleshlight looks very nice. When you first enter the Alien you get the swirly texture of the Vortex, you then hit fleshy node that is from the Lotus insert, after that you’re hitting the heavenly STU texture. The Alien dildo is seven and a half inches long and made from healthcare-grade, platinum cured silicone and is incredibly detailed. Whoever was the artist on these dildos deserves a raise. I showed a female friend of mine this dildo and she said she’d fuck it. Of course, she is also a giant Sci-Fi geek.

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Frankenstein Fleshlight

In my opinion the Frankenstien is the most disturbing of the Fleshlight Freaks. With a pussy that looks like several different pussies stitched together it kinda creeps me out. The Frankenstein Fleshlight looks like something that Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre would have created from his many victims. Once again, I can’t say anything bad about the quality of the artwork though, it’s really top notch. The insert texture for the Frankenstein looks interesting as well with lots of different textures and a varying inner canal dimension. I am probably starting to sound like a broken record when it comes to the Fleshlight Freak dildos but just look at the Frankenstein dildo! The details on it are amazing! I especially like the addition of the neck bolts near the base. The Frankenstein dildo is a bit of a monster at ten and half inches long. It’s also made of healthcare-grade, platinum cured silicone.

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Drac Fleshlight

From a looks standpoint the Drac Fleshlight is probably the least creepy in my opinion. It essentially looks like a regular vagina with bat wings on it. I am not sure why a Vampire’s pussy would look any different from a normal human’s vagina but I guess it would defeat the purpose if it just looked like any other pussy. The texture on the Drac Fleshlight is quite intriguing. It appears to be a spiraled Love Humps combined with a spiraled Nipple Alley. Of all the Fleshlight Freak Fleshlights, this one is probably the most tempting to me. The Drac dildo is pretty wicked looking. Blood red, seven and half inches long and very textured it looks like it could be very fun if you like playing with dildos. The Drac dildo is also made of healthcare-grade, platinum cured silicone.

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Cyborg Fleshlight

The Cyborg Fleshlight isn’t overly creepy looking in my opinion and in fact I quite like the design for a cyborg pussy. The texture for the Cyborg looks the least interesting to me though. I do like that it has a varying dimension inner canal but the circuitry portion doesn’t look overly appealing and something about it just seems lacking. Of course, I’ve never tried it so this just pure speculation. The Cyborg dildo on the other hand looks pretty amazing as far as texture goes. I know, I’ve said it for just about every dildo but the Cyborg is especially impressive to me. The amount of detail is just astonishing and I would think if I was one that liked having a dildo inside of me that all those textures would feel quite good. The Cyborg dildo is eight inches long and like all of the other Fleshlight Freak dildos is made of healthcare-grade, platinum cured silicone.

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As I stated, I don’t have any immediate plans to purchase any of the Fleshlight Freaks but I thought it was appropriate to share these very unique creations with you all. If you do purchase one of these I do ask that you come back here and leave a review as I am quite curious as to how good they are. While not exactly my cup of tea the Fleshlight Freaks are incredibly well designed and tip I my hat to the artists that created them, especially to the people who designed the dildos. Outstanding job guys.

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