Comments on: Original Pink Lady Fleshlight

By: Dave Kirby

Dave Kirby — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 07:38:15 +0000

I rate this fleshlight a 10! I recently divorced my wife and decided to get this! It is so amazing i never want to even leave my garage. I have had the pink lady for almost 6 months (6 months of heaven) and i dont plan on slowing down. I strongly reccomend this product, everyone should have one!
Rating: 10

By: Schmotti

Schmotti — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 23:13:19 +0000

WOW I was tracking this fleshlight this whole week and it finally arrived. When I got it in the mail I couldn’t wait to try. This product is great. The feeling is life-like. I am married but I wanted to take masterbation to the next level when my wife does not want to have sex. It is soo easy my wife can play around with it on me when we want to fool around. Best product ever!! I recommend men to invest in this when they want some alone time without the presence of a woman (Although a woman is better).
Rating: 9

By: Blah

Blah — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 15:52:52 +0000

The best thing about this smooth, boring sleeve is cleanup, it’s dull compared to the others, though it’s mellow enough you can ejaculate without the hypersensitivity. (the other sleeves are so intense, it’s hard to “work through” the finish)

It is better than hand though (and in some ways, nicer because you don’t have to “aim” when you shoot to prevent the mess)

Overall the other sleeves are much better.

For lube: Keep it water based.

If you use hair conditioner it’ll always smell like shampoo, so I’d probably avoid using anything scented.

xantian gum and water are the best (MUCH better than commercial lube) less than a teaspoon of xantian gum to 1/4 cup of water makes a thick slippery lube, you can dribble water in the back side to gradually thin it out while using, best of all, it’s CHEAP, one packet of xantian gum will probably last a lifetime.

Biggest expense is alcohol (I like to use a little alcohol each time during cleanup)

I prefer the other sleeves, but I usually end up cleaning them with a tooth brush.

Bring a pail of hot water (and an empty pail) in your room with you, let it soak to heat up, use it, then clean up using the warm water used earlier, this way you won’t have to risk getting caught carrying it to the sink.

I use alcohol and shove a lint free rag through it to keep it dry for storage.

These things are NOT easy to hide, they’re huge and you’ll have supplies to hide as well, so if this is a concern, you should have a spot to conceal it planned out before buying. (they’re much larger than regular “flash lights”, the idea of “stealth” is a joke)
Rating: 6

By: Ghost

Ghost — Sat, 27 Nov 2010 04:10:44 +0000

The best thing invented for guys don’t have to deal with the bitchy bitch and no worrys about her getting peregnat lady you do me right everytime by the way best way to fuck the lady is to put her in between bed mattress or couches lay on the bed hold it 3inches in the air with the dick in it and hump it like the real thing it is the best just do it slow:)
Rating: 10

By: tron

tron — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 17:32:21 +0000

Great product, feels very close to the real thing! Prep and clean up give me cause to deduct 2 points, but it is still worth it. Way better than the hand! This has also added some spice to my sex life with my gf. When she is on her period she is not into having sex, so she will use this on me! It’s feels sooooo good when someone else is doing it for you. Also after I bought it she started wanting sex more often. That’s good enough reason to buy this thing to begin with!!

My advice: warm it up in hot water as recommended and use a lube with a ‘warming sensation’. It feels just like a hot wet pussy when you do that.
Rating: 8

By: JDub

JDub — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 09:18:03 +0000

Wow..so the lady who does the laundry of her colleged age son also washes his fleshlight out every morning huh? “Hmm Im gonna check for my son’s splooge in his fleshlight and see if it needsa washin!”
Anyways, I have had my original pink lady for almost 2 years and I have loved every minute of it. Like a lot of other people say, it tends to dry up fast so you have to get a lube for it that is not thick like KY but rather more liquid like Astroglide or something in that nature. It is the closest thing to the real thing! If you really go slow and just concentrate on the feeling of it rather than hurrying for the big O it is the greatest feeling. I don’t heat mine up and it is still just like a real pussy, I like this one though because she give in everytime. I hate having to ask for sex from my gf and this girl, I never have to ask. Cost me about $74 total and was a gift to myself for starting a new job.
Rating: 10

By: Lori Morrison

Lori Morrison — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 16:10:29 +0000

As a mother of a college-age son living at home, I got tired of soaking stains out of bedsheets. The Fleshlight was the answer I was looking for. Its heck of a lot easier to wash and clean. I figured that if girls can have their toys, then it was hypocritical to think there was anything wrong with the Fleshlight for boys. I did feel a little funny buying him the “lady” or the “mouth” orifice, but I was definitely not going to buy him the “butt” orifice (LOL), and I was sure he’d like the “stealth.” Now I just don’t think about it. In the long run, I’m glad I went ahead and bought him the “pink lady wonder wave.” We don’t discuss it, and he hasn’t given me any feedback. But he must like his Fleshlight a lot, because it needs cleaning just about every morning. Whichever orifice or texture you choose for your Fleshlight, this laundry lady highly recommends it.
Rating: 10

By: Patrick

Patrick — Sun, 02 May 2010 01:48:39 +0000

It will feel god again.
Rating: 10

By: Joe

Joe — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:12:47 +0000

I read some glowing reviews and finally decided to shell out the cash for this- I’ve thought about buying one for a while now but I didn’t want to waste my money- they aren’t cheap. My member isn’t all that big, but it’s not tiny. I’m just over forty, so I don’t get hard at the drop of a hat and come quickly. I like sex a whole lot more than my wife does, so I find myself masturbating a lot to satisfy my need to orgasm because she just isn’t into it. I was really looking forward to receiving this, and I enthusiastically put it to use as soon as it arrived. I’ve used it half a dozen times so far, and it’s okay, but not mind blowing, and a lot farther from the real thing than most of the reviews I’ve read seem to indicate. So I’m a bit dissapointed. I should have done more research before I bought it- I would have definately bought a different insert. I have high hopes that a different insert will give me better results, because I think the concept is pretty good, but these things ARE a bit expensive. And I find the screw cap at the bottom very anoying- it doesn’t fit well, so I don’t get a good seal and poor suction and a funny sound coming out of it sometimes.
Rating: 6

By: John Pike

John Pike — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 01:35:34 +0000

I use the sex-in-a-can original wonder wave unit. I bought two rubber end caps and drilled small holes in each for air flow. I have one end cap unit with a smaller hole for long slow strokes. The other end cap unit has a larger hole to allow faster strokes. The sex-in-a-can unit is tighter than the full size version. Astroglide works best for this unit. I use this toy for two to three hour sessions weekly. It helps me relax from my daytime stressful job. The ejaculations this unit gives are very pleasurable. After using this unit for four years I have put in approximately 400 hours with no noticible wear.
Rating: 10